Diving deep into horror's last women standing, one bloodbath at a time.
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FINAL DADDIES
He’s got swagger, he’s got charm… but is he a Certified Final Daddy? A Weekend Custody Daddy? A Deadbeat Daddy? Listen to our series on the Daddies of Horror!
FINAL CATS
Save the Cat! In this exclusive Patreon series, we discuss the fighter kitties in our favorite horror movies.
FINAL-ISH GIRLS
They’re not quite scream queens, but they deserve their own episodes all the same. In Final-Ish Girls, we cover a badass female character in movies that are horror-adjacent.
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This week we’re covering the Final Girl of one of two Summer 2026 Barbenheimer for Sickos movies, Backrooms (Obsession is the second). Like so many female characters in horror movies these days, Mary is left to deal with a whiny man-baby who can’t hold himself accountable for the sh*tty way he’s treated women, so that’s her first Final Girl fight. But there are many more FG fights she encounters, including escaping a scary tall pirate and getting trapped in the World’s Creepiest Bile-Hued Liminal Space. It’s safe to say this movie is straight up psychological TERROR, and Kellie is here for it (Sarah doesn’t need to see it again.)
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